Bloodhound gang - Legend in my spare time

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Bloodhound Gang is here to get it on
So rock on brothers, rock on

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
And Jimmy Pop ain`t no heiny hobbit gaybe
Ain`t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy

`Cause I`m a Loch Ness, a Loch Ness, a Loch Ness monster
Jerry`s Kids are knockin` at my door, @Could you be a sponsor?@
Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk

When I`m feeling Oriental I gotta rub my chin
I`m gonna hold my water in like I`m Gunga Din
So have a taste of my bass `cause the girlies got smiles
You get on my case like the Rockford Files

Crazy Eddie in the slammer `cause he`s giving it all away
John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
No rhyme, no reason, no job, no class
And we don`t go near the ghetto `cause they`d shoot our ass

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah` yeah, huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what?
I`m a legend in my spare time

If you ain`t ever been to the suburbs
Don`t you ever come to the suburbs
`Cause you wouldn`t understand the suburbs

`Cause I`m a huskin`, a huskin` a huskin` your corn
I`m as deep as a plot to a gay porn
So uh, oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body
I know that she`s a hotty but damn that girl could party

So come to me momma it ain`t no crime
I`m a skilled love doctor growlin`, @What`s your sign?@
Did the Flamin` Waffle with Ho Chi Min
Your girl`s a dollar bill `cause we don`t know where she`s been

J.F.K.`s head`s a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I`m gonna guzzle
You`re too what? Shy shy huh what?
Hush, hush yea? I knew why

`Cause we`re playing the Palladium can`t get on Star Search
Daddy Legs standing tall he can do the Funky Lurch
And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular
You know I know you know your not the tough guy
That I thought you were

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what?
I`m a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what?
I`m a legend in my spare time

Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah, yeah, huh, what?
I`m a legend in my spare time

`Cause I wopbobaloobop
Ha, cha, cha, chatch
Come lick my balls
Vive la my crotch

`Cause your daddy thinks I`m lazy, your momma thinks I`m crazy
But neither of them know that you are carrying my baby
And I`m the Amos, I`m the Andy, I`m the sticky Aunt Jemammy
I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie

It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
And your throat is swollen gloryholen` ya blew us
George Burns` pacemaker beats steady slow and low
That`s why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show

Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time
Go, go, yeah yeah, huh what?
I`m a legend in my spare time

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